May 2013
imjohnlocked:
the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right
textbookfangirl:
billywilder:
throughout your life people will try to tell you that puns aren’t funny. these people are wrong.
do you know how long I spent trying to find a pun in that sentence
what she says: im fine
what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
dyeric:
let me seduce you with my knowledge of serial killers.
twatsmussen:
ohsnapitsnik:
sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:
IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER
“no dad you don’t understand me”
nemo
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
yaoibutts:
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
apatheticghost:
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
